I don't have much to say so I'll let my dog Edie handle this week's post:
"WELL. First of all, NOT ENOUGH TREATS. Right off the bat, buddy. And don't think I haven't noticed you breaking them half when you DO decide to indulge me, YOU CHEAP JERK! Just gimme access to the jar and we'll call it a friggin' day, okay? Second, why don't you let me DO MY THING and say HI to the people on the street? Everyone loves a Edie, fool! Stop trying to tamp down my popularity, Salieri! Accept that folks just plain love me more than you and let the Edie SHINE! And lastly, I think I deserve a little more respect around here. A lot more than you're letting on, anyway! I've figured out a word a two over these last few years and I KNOW what those bumper stickers on those cars say. Clearly, I RESCUED YOU, man! It's about time you manned the F up and admitted it, Dudley. You need me. And you wanna keep me around you best start planning on making some changes to how you treat ol' Edie.
That's all for now, I GUESS. Go ahead and get back to your stupid radio show, which SUCKS, by the way! Would it hurt ya to get some higher-pitched sounds in there? Diamanda Galas ain't gonna play herself, you know!
Not yours,
Edie"
1. WKRP in Cincinnati - Steve Carlisle, 7"
2. I Have to Laugh - Mudhoney, TOMORROW HIT TODAY
3. Tenement Lady - T-Rex, TANX
4. Miss X - MC5, HIGH TIME
5. Tammy - Debbie Reynolds, 7"
6. Church On White - Stephen Malkmus, S/T
7. The Robots - Kraftwerk, THE MAN-MACHINE
8. Worried Shoes - Daniel Johnston, YIP/JUMP MUSIC
9. Rajaat Layoun - Abdou El Omari, NUITS D'ETE
10. S.P.Q.R. - This Heat, DECEIT
11. Letter From Hiro - The Vapors, NEW CLEAR DAYS
12. Curmudgeon - Nirvana, LITHIUM SINGLE
13. The Porest Trap - Porest, FLIMSY TOMB
14. Body Count - Ice-T & Body Count, O.G. ORIGINAL GANGSTER
15. For Whom the Bell Tolls - Metallica, RIDE THE LIGHTNING
16. Forty-Four - Howlin' Wolf, MOANIN' IN THE MOONLIGHT
17. Different Kind of Girl - The Beat, S/T
18. (Joe gets Kicked Out of School for Using) Drugs With Friends (But says This Isn't a Problem) - Car Seat Headrest, TEENS OF DENIAL
19. I Got Loaded - Peppermint Harris, 7"
20. Soul Flower (Remix) - The Pharcyde, BIZARRE RIDE II THE PHARCYDE
21. Victims - Shocking Pinks, MATHEMATICAL WARFARE
22. It Was a very Good Year - Della Reese, 7"
23. The Ballad of the Sin Eater - Ted Leo and the Pharmacists, HEARTS OF OAK
24. And What You Give is What You Get - Beastie Boys, AN EXCITING EVENING WITH SHADRACH, MESACH AND ABEDNEGO
25. Workinonit - J Dilla, DONUTS
26. Glue Man - Fugazi, S/T EP
27. Black Butterfly - Bill Mullins, LOSERS CROWN
28. He Was a Big Freak - Betty Davis, THEY SAY I'M DIFFERENT
29. The Bridge - Sun Ra and his Arkestra, 7"
30. Stepkids - The Avalanches feat. Jennifer Herrema, WILDFLOWER
31. I'm Going To Spain - The Fall, THE INFOTAINMENT SCAN
32. Cunts Are Still Running the World - Jarvis Cocker, THE JARVIS COCKER RECORD
33. WKRP (Closing Credits) - Jim Ellis
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